AISubs v3.7
I won't give up this Hanyu!
I wonder what that means.
I don't know.
Please say hello.
- "Iwado" was playing. - "Iwado"?
- "Iwado" was playing. - "I won't give up this Hanyu!"
- Why did you say it again? You don't want it, do you? - I said it wrong.
- This is a stupid quiz. - I wonder what it is.
Did you guys figure out what "I won't give up this Hanyu" means?
- We did. - We did figure it out.
When I saw this name, I was shocked.
- It's a funny name. - It makes me want to go back in time.
An impersonator is someone who impersonates a wide range of people, and someone who impersonates the same person.
An impersonator is someone who has their own name, like "yuzuru" or "yuzuranai".
- This time, we're going to focus on the fact that their sense of name is very unique. - I see.
- This time, we're going to do "Hanyu", "yuzuru", and "yuzuranai" quizzes. - Okay.
- But we don't know much about them. - Right.
- We're going to have our impersonator, Toshimitsu-san... - Yes, yes.
- As usual. - Toshimitsu-san will do it.
- Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? - Toshimitsu-san hasn't asked you anything, so...
- Toshimitsu-san will do it. - Okay.
- He'll impersonate a celebrity. - Okay.
- He'll either impersonate a real celebrity or impersonate a fake celebrity. - Okay.
There are two types of impersonations.
First, he'll have you answer "real" and "not real".
And if it's not "real", he'll have you answer "what kind of fake celebrity was it?".
- Is it someone who exists? - It doesn't exist.
- Huh?
- So, Choshi and Koreki-san won't come up. - Oh, right.
- It's like the original you came up with. - I see, like that.
If you think it's like Honeywoozle, is it Honeywoozle?
Do you know Honeywoozle? Do you know Honeywoozle's impersonation?
- You have to come up with funny games yourself. - Hey, you.
- I'm tired of this. - We'll do a performance related to names.
- So, there's a name for it. - Yeah.
- Please guess it. - You don't drink tea with AIRI.
- It's like a family quiz. - What's with this video?
- I'm relieved. - There's a punishment.
- Who's family is this? - Who's the punishment for this quiz?
- It wasn't family. - The person who can't answer it the most...
- Will have their name removed for a week. - I see.
- If you guess the real one or fake one, you get one point. - If you guess the name, you get more points.
- I see. - I don't know the reason.
- I see. - I don't think it's Daida Hikaru.
- No. - I want you to fight a lot.
- I want you to say bad things about me.
Here comes the first question.
Here you go, first question!
Oh, it's him!
I can't make a choice anymore.
- No, you can't anymore. - Oh...
Yes, yes, yes.
Nice picture.
- Oh, I knew it. - Nice camera.
- Thank you. - I want this camera.
- Hahaha! - I wonder if he'll say it.
- Where can you buy it? - You can buy it at an electric store or online.
- Oh, hello. - Yeah?
I want a SLR.
- That's not it. - No?
- See? - It's popular.
- That's popular. - Yeah.
- It's not it. - Bidask.
- I can't... I can't... - Yeah?
- I can't get it. - Yeah.
- It only lasts half a year. - Oh, I see.
- Other stores are strict. - Yeah.
- Don't you have any acquaintances? - I really want it.
- Yeah, right? - Acquaintances...
I'll... I'll buy it, so...
Oh, I can't.
Hmm... What should I do?
- Please answer! - Oh!
- Wow, I thought it might be that, but... - Toshimitsu's impersonation was good.
- You can't tell if it's similar or not without conditions. - Hahaha!
- It's the most embarrassing. - I was wondering which of Toshimitsu's expressions was which.
- Huh? - Isn't it quick?
- Why did I think it was different? - Yeah.
- The correct answer was Hikakin. - Hahaha!
- Did you get it? - Yeah.
- Did you hear it? - Well...
- I think I heard it. - Yeah.
- Okay, Yamaguchi-san! - Yeah.
- I don't know, but I won't give up on Nakao. - Oh...
- That's nice. - Sensei?
- I won't give up on Nakao. - Hahaha!
- Ryo-san? - I obviously want Nakao.
- Hahahaha! - Ah!
- I obviously want it. - I want it!
- I want it! You're too picky, comedian! - Hahaha!
- You have to specialize in shopping. - You're too picky in that area.
- But I really wanted it!
- I'm not really into this, you know?
- I thought you'd give up in the end, and you did.
- But you didn't give up and it ended.
- Please introduce yourself.
- Oh, hello. I'm Motta Tsukushi.
- I apologize for not giving up in the middle.
- Yay! Yay! - Is it two points?
- Sensei, you're correct! - It's two points!
- Thank goodness!
- I was trying not to give up in the middle.
- That's dangerous!
- It's only one question, so it's like this.
- I see.
- It's like this. - It's a spirit that can't be twisted.
- I'm perfect.
- If you don't twist it, no one will know.
- I'll twist it.
- Who is it?
Who is it?
- Okay, everyone, I gave it to you. - Okay.
- The second question. - The second question!
- I like this song.
- Yeah, it's a good song.
- It's easy to understand.
- I happened to be in this bus.
- I said, "Everyone, please calm down."
- "Please calm down."
- What is this?
- Is this a crime?
- This bus accident that happened all of a sudden.
- Did anyone know about it?
- Was it a bus accident?
- I was sitting in the back of the bus.
- The culprit...
- I don't know.
- The culprit...
- Ouch!
- The culprit was sitting in front of me.
- Isn't it you?
- Ouch!
- I've never seen you whining in a bus jack.
- I'm not good at killing people.
- Please answer!
- This is hard.
- It's my first time doing this.
- That's fine.
- I said it.
- Let's get it!
- It's loose this time.
- It's loose.
"Furuhata bozaburo".
- Ah, it's loose. - Ryo-san's naming is good.
- It's good. - Ryo-san's name is good.
- It's moving without any noise. - It's not noisy.
- It writes what you can't think of. - I see.
- So it's loose. - I see.
- I can't translate it now. - It's good.
- Yumeru! - Yes.
"Musekini inzaburo".
I see.
- It's good. - It's good.
- It was a bit useless. - "Musekini inzaburo".
Ah, I see. Who does my voice sound like?
- "It sounds like Hiro-san from "Higashikoku - goro"". - That's right!
I love this voice. Can you make it louder?
"It sounds like "Higashikoku-goro" from "Viking"."
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
- That's really amazing. - I should have said that.
"I'm Mizuki-san from "Higashikoku-goro". It's a new impersonation."
"I'm Hiro-san from "Higashikoku-goro". I was doing a good impersonation, and I suddenly became like Suneo."
"When I do "onryo-mii", does it sound like "Hiro- san from "Higashikoku-goro"?"
"It sounds like "Hiro-san from "Higashikoku-goro" when I do "onryo-mii". But when I do "onryo- gakura", it sounds like "piranhasa".
"Piranhasa"...
What was it again? Piranhasa...
- What was it again?! - What a surprise!
- You couldn't come up with it? - I was just saying random stuff.
- Oh, right. You have to speak up! - Give me an answer!
- Really! - You can't say it!
So no.
Please, introduce yourself.
Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te.
No sweat, sir!
When I said my nipples were losing itself.
You did.
They were!
Huh? Wait a minute.
Hello, I am...
Furuhata Jinsamuro.
- Jinsamuro! - That's it!
- Jinsamuro. - What?
- Seriously? - Woah, woah, woah.
You're going hard from the first question.
- So you said Jinsamu, right? - Damn Jinsamuro...
I could say it either way.
They're so cold here.
It's a lot colder.
All have one point, but I'd like Tetsuya to get zero points.
I thought it was a 0, but it was a big one when I took it apart.
It's big.
Well, I'll go over there.
Shinsamuro...
No, it's because he said "bus is fun," so I inferred it.
I see.
Well, I'll go with the third one.
Yes.
The third person is...
O...
Domo!
Kuu-sen-zekuro!
He's loved for his laughter!
He's been on YouTube for 7 years!
From "jimushou" to "genesis one"...
Kuu!
From "mottent game brand"...
Patrick Warren!
Rolex!
Sunshine!
Don't say it.
Sakai and Kuu!
I'm not supposed to say it, right?
Yeah.
I'll take it from here.
Go ahead.
Please answer.
Wait a minute.
He just said it.
It was difficult in the middle.
It was my limit.
You have a great voice.
I'm fine.
You have a loud voice.
I love this person.
I love you.
I love you very much.
I think I'll love you until I die.
It was very interesting to answer questions in both mode and off mode on YouTube.
I saw it.
Yes.
JUMPING!
Damn it.
Did you answer it?
Yes.
Sunshine Ikezaki.
Sunshine Ikezaki!
Is it real?
Is it you?
Is it real?
I see.
Please answer it.
It's real.
Sunshine Ikezaki!
Can you say it?
I don't think you can say it.
When you said it, you didn't say it, did you?
Can you say it?
Yes.
I'm Sunshine Suzuki.
Sunshine Suzuki!
You were outside of TOSHIMITSU.
I thought you would come back to TOSHIMITSU.
I didn't know much about TOSHIMITSU.
I thought you went there by yourself.
I simply wanted to play TOSHIMITSU as a theme song.
I see.
You just wanted to say it.
Please introduce yourself.
Sunshine! Sunshine!
Ike!
Zaki!
Yaaaaay!
We did it!
You're gonna lose your mind.
What was that?
It was a real Sanagara no Mejika.
We need to be careful of the volume.
It's Yukizaki.
So it was real.
Let's say it's real.
Talking about clocks...
Sunshine Yukizaki...
I thought it was too much.
It was a little fake.
We need to add one more point.
We have one or two more questions.
Are you serious?
Let's move on to the fourth question!
Fourth question!
Please!
It's getting weird.
Yaginoto Shimizu is...
(humming)
This is highly likely.
(humming)
Yes, please proceed.
What? Seriously?
Shibayu is stopping me a lot, you know?
(laugh)
He's making me do it a lot, you know?
(laugh)
I've already got zero likes, you know?
I'm not confident.
I'm going back a little.
Dosa.
Yes.
Dassa.
I see.
Dassa.
It's not Dassa, is it?
I see.
Yuya-san.
Tossa.
Tossa!
I thought of Tossa.
Oh, you thought of Tossa.
Tossa.
Oh, I see.
I thought it wasn't just this.
Oh.
I thought it wouldn't be bad if I did it the other way around.
I thought it wasn't a stomach pump Dassa.
It's not a stomach pump Issa, it's a stomach pump Dassa.
That's funny.
It is.
That's funny.
I like it.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Hoisassa.
Hoisassa.
I don't know.
I don't know about Hoisassa.
Hoisassa.
Hoisassa is one of the ugly ones.
So?
It has an "i" in it.
Hoisassa came to me.
It's a stomach pump.
Oh, it's a stomach pump Hoisassa.
Dassa.
I thought of Dassa.
I like Dassa.
Dassa is good.
I'm glad Dassa is the right answer.
Hoisassa is bad.
Next, last question.
4×4=5 5×1=
I lost.
Thanks to 1.1.
Thank you for your hard work.
You are a woman.
You are normal.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm happy.
I wanted you to have a baby recently.
You are beautiful now.
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you doing?
You always prank me.
Stop it.
Stop it!
You!
It has always been said.
No one will date you.
I will delete all of your hair step by step.
And your neck and your ...
I will admit all of your organs.
Do you want me to stab you in the back?
I'll put the sausage in for you later.
Sausage.
Please answer!
It's difficult!
People who go out a lot...
and change...
into Kirigiri are...
Degasians!
Hikuchi Arms.
It's a military unit.
It's like "goo for four".
Isn't it simpler?
Kichiku Arms.
I didn't really understand...
what people were saying.
It's a prank.
Please introduce yourself!
But...
Kichiku Arms.
Wow!
You got it!
Wow!
You got it!
It was simple.
It's amazing that everyone thinks it's Kikuchi Ami.
It's amazing!
It doesn't look like you at all!
Why is that?
It's kind of like...
For a woman who is surprised...
It's like, "Stop it!"
It's different for people who are single or not born yet.
That's right, but impersonation...
Somehow...
There was a little atmosphere, wasn't there?
When I was a kid, I thought Asahi Nao was good at impersonating.
Ah!
I thought Asahi Nao was good at it.
What would Asahi Nao's impersonation be like?
It's just a face!
It's like...
While I was sitting in the army...
I was in the army, dressed like a military man and around Kikuchi Ami.
That's good.
If it was Kichiku Army, it would be pretty funny.
If it was Kichiku Army, I couldn't see it at all.
It's a tough group.
The point is...
Yumemaru lost!
I lost!
Ah!
Yumemaru is being picked.
I just thought I'd decide it with Tetsuya.
Yumemaru...
I'll read it properly.
Please pick the best person.
Kitsuita Yumemaru.
Kitsuita Yumemaru?
You've been active in that since the beginning, haven't you?
If it's Kitsuita Yumemaru, I have one.
Oh, wow!
The real name is Kitsuita Yumemaru.
It's a well-known future Yumemaru's activity name.
Yes.
Here it is!
I want it to be a dream I had.
You stuck it on me for too loooong.
This is the only part of me you thought of.
I, Yumemaru,
Now want you to speak in the way you talked when I said "I want it to be a dream I had."
Got it.
Yeah, if you could be born again.
I hope comedians who are going to be born in the future
can use their ideas when they name their videos.
Thank you very much, Fushii-san.